Better to laugh – or cry – and then do something!

Below is a collection of inspiration, perspiration and satire…

So DanG Expensive!

by Steve Breen, San Diego Union Tribune
BILL to: RATEPAYERS
AMOUNT: $379 million
FOR: WILDFIRE COSTS
by Steve Breen, San Diego Union Tribune
AFTER THOROUGH
INSPECTIONS WE CAN
ASSURE YOU OUR
UTILITY POLES ARE
READY FOR THIS
FIRE SEASON
by Tom Meyers, Meyertoons

Silly Energy Jokes!

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
— Only one, but the light bulb has to really want to change.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
— A fish.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
— One, and they’ll also check the wiring.

How many Gen-Alphas does it take to change light bulb?
— Are there still light bulbs?

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?
— Just one—but they’ll have to wait for the whole world to revolve around them first.

Why did the battery break up with the remote power plant?
— It just couldn’t handle the long-distance charge!

Why don’t energy companies ever play hide and seek?
— Because good luck hiding—they always want to charge you

Why did the light bulb go to therapy?
— Because it couldn’t cope with the shocking relationship it had with the electric bill!

What did one lightning bolt say to the other?
— “Let’s strike up a conversation!”

What happened when the battery and light bulb walked into a bar?
— The bartender said, “Sorry, we don’t serve your kind here.”
— The battery replied, “No worries, we just came to spark some conversation!”

Why do wind turbines love going to parties?
— Because they really know how to spin things around

Why did the energy-saving light bulb apply for a job?
— Because it wanted to brighten up its future!

Why did the renewable energy source break up with fossil fuels?
— Because it found someone more sustainable!

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